Death. Taxes. Hillary.

[Intro] Welcome, everyone, to the DNC A dimension of sight, sound, and Hillary You may have felt the Bern, but now it's time to learn She is your destiny [Verse 1] Let's go to the DNC where they love diversity From trans organic farmers to Muslims who eat brie See big celebrities, Earth huggers groping trees Recumbent bikes and Subarus owned by LGBTs [Chorus] Death, taxes, and Hillary Hillary [Verse 2] There's Bernie in a suit he bought at the dollar store Confetti made of e-mails staffers shred the night before Liz Warren disses wealth, O'Malley is a DILF Bill's on a leash, Joe smokes hashish, Michelle can plagiarize herself [Chorus] Death, taxes, and Hillary Hillary [Bridge 1] In the City of Brotherly Love [Verse 3] The Wells Fargo arena will soon be filled with Dreamers And people smoking blunts shouting "legalize the green-a" It's a cheesecake jamboree where your mind can be set free This power girl will change the world if her donors all agree [Chorus] Death, taxes, and Hillary Hillary [Bridge 2] The party of the donkey is about to get funky Join me, brothers, sisters, or corporate sponsors However you identify, welcome to your journey [Verse 4] So throw your hands in the air and wave them like you care You must rejoice, there is no choice, she is your destiny [Outro] Death, taxes, and Hillary Death, taxes, and Hillary Death, taxes, and Hillary Death, taxes, and Hillary And Tim Kaine!