Too Much Time on My Hands

Yeah, I'm sittin' on this barstool Talkin' like a damn fool Got the twelve o'clock news blues And I've given up hope For the afternoon soaps And a bottle of cold brew Is it any wonder I'm not crazy Is it any wonder I'm sane at all Well, I'm so tired of losin' I got nothin' to do With all day to do it Well, I'd go out cruisin' But I've no place to go And all night to get there Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal Is it any wonder I'm not in jail Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands It's tickin' away with my sanity I've got too much time on my hands It's hard to believe such a calamity I've got too much time on my hands And it's tickin' away Tickin' away from me (Too much time on my hands) It's t-t-t-t-t-tickin' away (Too much time on my hands) Now I don't know what to do (Too much time on my hands) (Too much time on my hands) (Too much time on my hands) (Too much time on my hands) Now I'm a jet fuel genius I can solve the world's problems Without even trying I've got dozens of friends And the fun never ends That is, as long as I'm buying Is it any wonder I'm not the President Is it any wonder I'm null and void Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands It's tickin' away with my sanity I've got too much time on my hands It's hard to believe such a calamity I've got too much time on my hands And it's tickin' away Tickin' away from me (Too much time on my hands) T-t-t-t-t-t-t-tickin' away (Too much time on my hands) And I don't know what to do with myself (Too much time on my hands) Mmm (Too much time on my hands) T-t-t-t-tickin' away (Too much time on my hands) Mmm (Too much time on my hands) Too much time on my hands Too much time on my