Everybody’s Favorite Uncle

[Intro] I said, "Do we have a 10-second delay?” I said, "Do you know that the show is live?” “Can you muzzle him and have a talk with him?" They said no to all three So whatever go down, it's just gon' go down just like that [Verse] Uh, I perform like the planets watchin’ Dump another scoop of grease until the pan is poppin' (Sizzlin') Always a present in the pocket, I'm a Santa stockin' Snappin’ a flick, I had to pick the panoramic option I like my images to wrap around (You know) At the commencement ceremony throwin' cap and gown (Congrats) Benz with the trimmin's, the exterior is black and brown Attach the boogie board to the wagon roof and strap 'em down I'm lookin' at the wave report (Yep) Held up the roof, I had to raise the fort (I did that) The nights are long and the days are short So many surfaces, the razor scored The target I point the laser toward It's really nothin' special The game is dirty, it's a mud wrestle Every record I bleed and spill a blood vessel (Blood) Playin' with the cheat codes, I hit a plus-level The only one who stood in the wreckage when the dust settled (I was right there) You lay a hand on me and get infected from the rust metal Dinner plates jumbo with the bags mixed, I'm makin' gumbo I'm everybody's favorite uncle [Outro] It's your favorite uncle Favorite uncle, huh? And I think your uncle know Yeah, you old now Yeah Yeah, you need to, you need to come on over here to uncle