The Hopeless Romantic

[Verse 1: Action Bronson] Catch me high at the arraignment, never been a plaintiff Shit, I'll aim the stainless like I'm Namath Lawyer tackled the case like he played for the Ravens So I stuff him with cheese like a danish, damn I crave paper Catch me later at the Laker game, I bet a grip On the Knicks, Carmelo sweating on my kicks 'Cause I'm court side, it's time to cut weight I'm a free man, that's what I should say Nobody holding me back except myself, that's what I realized Pealing the 5, now I'm feeling the vibe Hand on the wheel, drugs in my eyes, money on my mind I think about it all the time 'Cause there was a time I never had shit Now I got shit, it's like magic All these cars in front of the crib look like a pageant I catch AIDS, buy the cure like I'm Magic Hide the fucking drugs inside a rabbit, I'm a bastard [Interlude] Uh, yeah Uh-huh, yeah [Verse 2: Action Bronson] It's so easy to just be looked over, never looked sober Look through the eyes of a soldier Look fly in the Rover, lions and cobras Keep the iron in the toga, send a message, leave you lying over Bitches crushing on the kid so now they flying over Half of the world'll get wrapped up in pearls, uh Like the Queen of England, stay wavy Mercedes color Wayne Brady, it's me, baby Please baby, ain't nobody taking my spot That's on my mother, kid Cross my heart and hope to die, that's on some other shit This motherfucking kid been coveted Different types of silks is what I'm covered with Baby I'm loving it, your boy is hotter than an oven mitt If I was broke then you'd be running your shit Poke your kidney with the knife I cut an onion with Then poach your kidney with some onions and shit It's me