Mean Mr. Mustard (Anthology 3 Version)

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark Trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose He's such a mean old man He's such a mean old man His sister Shelly works in a shop She never stops She's a go-getter Takes him out to look to look at the Queen The only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene He's such a dirty old man He's such a dirty old man Hey Mean Mr. Mustard Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark Trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Save enough to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose [Outro] Such a mean old man Such a mean old man...