Mean Mr Mustard (Esher Demo - Remastered)

[Verse 1] Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose He's such a mean old man He's such a mean old man [Verse 2] His sister Shirley works in the shop She never stops, she's a go-getter Takes him out to look at the Queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene He's such a dirty old man He's such a dirty old man [Chorus] Hey, mean Mr. Mustard Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard Such a dirty, dirty man [Verse 3] Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose He's such a mean old man He's such a mean old man