Only a Northern Song

If you're listening to this song You may think the chords are going wrong But they're not, we just wrote it like that When you listen late at night You may feel the words are not quite right But they are, they just play it like that It doesn't really matter what chords I play What words I say or time of day it is As it's only a Northern song It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear Or how I fare or if my hair is brown When it's only a Northern song If you think the harmony Is a little off and out of key, you're correct There's nobody there And I told you there's no one there