Only a Northern Song (Takes 3 & 12)

[Verse 1] If you're listening to this song You may think the chords are going wrong But they're not I just wrote it like that [Verse 2] When you listen late at night You may feel the words are not quite right But they are I just wrote them myself [Chorus] And it doesn't really matter what chords I play What words I say, or time of day it is As it's only a Northern song [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear Or how I fare or if my hair is brown When it's only a Northern song [Verse 3] If you think the harmony Is a little off and out of key Then you're right 'Cause I sing it myself [Instrumental End]