Shaft in Greenland

The world's full of danger You do what you can You feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and meet all the people Speak to them so politely Travel around and meet all the people Work up the nerve to shake their hands Travel around and meet all the people See how it feels to be Shaft in Greenland The world is your oyster So rake in the clams And have an adventure Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and see the tundra Don't be afraid to get out of your car Travel around and see the tundra A little bit of Shaft goes real far Travel around and see the tundra Dig for dinner in the cold, damp sand Travel around and see the tundra See how it feels to be Shaft in Greenland He was big and bad, so he traveled to Greenland He was big and bad, so he traveled to the land of the midnight sun He was big and bad, so he traveled to Greenland He was big and bad, so he traveled to a land where it always snowed And nobody got a tan The world is a ghetto A rusted tin can So pack a stiletto Like Shaft in Greenland