Some Young Guy

[Verse 1] I got my eye on some young guy Computer salesman at Best Buy You might think I'm crazy, you might think I'm high I'm turning into some kind of spy He's not a rocker, he's not a mod He does not work for the Geek Squad He goes to work, then straight back home He always seems to be alone [Chorus 1] I'm old and frail, he's young and spry I know he lives at 5th and High I'm obsessed, I have a disease I feel like a perverted Catholic priest [Verse 2] He must not know that I exist For my fantasy to persist I send him e-mails to his home address Pretending to be a boy named Les Shopping for a new laptop I feel like an undercover cop I like the Lenovo Think Pad feel But I will not let him close the deal [Chorus 2] Shot glass, paper bag, bottle of wine Tube of glue, skull of some young guy Shot glass, paper bag, bottle of wine Duct tape, skull of some young guy Shot glass, paper bag, bottle of wine Tube of glue, skull of some young guy Shot glass, paper bag, bottle of wine Duct tape, skull of some young guy [Outro] Got my eye on Some Young Guy Computer salesman at Best Buy