Just Because I'm Blonde

Got an IQ higher than 25 Bet you didn’t even think that ‘cause of my hair Watch me do basic math Somehow I survive to pay my bills Is she ditzy Is she with it Is she scattered up like a snow globe Only takes one One of me to Screw in a freaking light bulb As if (oh oh oh oh oh) As if (oh oh oh) That’s why you’re thinking that I’m not smart Didn’t get the bad joke Acting kinda clueless Sunning up on the beach Always losing my keys Never pay for Jameson Latest to the party Head up in the sky Marilyn Monroe said I should have more fun so She was right I don’t’ care Care what you think Just because I’m blonde Just because I’m blonde I know a Brazilian’s not a number and Polypeptide isn’t a type of toothpaste Watch me get an oil change They won’t convince me I need brand new breaks Not an Airhead That’s just candy When I want to sugar stuff my face Superficial Just a little But I’ll never be your damsel in distress As if (oh oh oh oh oh) As if (oh oh oh) That’s why you’re thinking that I’m not smart Didn’t get the bad joke Acting kinda clueless Sunning up on the beach Always losing my keys Never pay for Jameson Latest to the party Head up in the sky Marilyn Monroe said I should have more fun So she was right I don’t’ care Care what you think Just because I’m blonde Just because I’m blonde I’ve never fooled anyone before I’ve let people fool themselves They didn’t bother to find who or what I was Instead they’d invent a character for me I wouldn’t argue with them They were obviously loving somebody I wasn’t It takes a smart brunette to play a blonde It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde As if (oh oh oh oh oh) As if (oh oh oh) That’s why you’re thinking that I’m not smart Didn’t get the bad joke Acting kinda clueless Sunning up on the beach Always losing my keys Never pay for Jameson Latest to the party Head up in the sky Marilyn Monroe said I should have more fun Yeah she was right I don’’ care I don’t care what they say Everybody knows it Never gonna change me It’s just hair don’t be dumb Dumb like a brunette Just kidding Just because I’m blonde It’s just because I’m blonde It’s just because I’m blonde It’s just because I’m blonde Just because I’m blonde