Where Is Johnny Retsched?

Right over a couple mountains And through some gnarly canyons Just North of LA County Smack dab in Central Cali Bakersfield so unstable Drinking me under the table Sports bars and Cameros R-A-W-K let's rock show! Where is Johnny Retsched, where is Johnny Retsched Shots along the bar so lets go Where is Johnny Retsched, where is Johnny Retsched He's the punk we know from Bako We're not metal or country Don't smoke like Cottonmouth Kings Got a girl that sings real poppy For some reason you still love me Bakersfield always happy Probably blame it on the whiskey Got offered pills but said no R-A-W-K let's rock show! Where is Johnny Retsched, where is Johnny Retsched Shots along the bar so lets go Where is Johnny Retsched, where is Johnny Retsched He's the punk we know from Bako B-Ryders with BFS We stepped off the bus 120 degrees in here Drenched in sweat and maybe beer Blacked out so thanks a lot For my 8th Jager shot Passed out in the parking lot Bakersfield you're who we thought you were... Where is Johnny Retsched, where is Johnny Retsched Shots along the bar so lets go Where is Johnny Retsched, where is Johnny Retsched He's the punk we know from Bako