Married, Two Kids

In 1978 [Incomprehensible] Was in a hotel in Notting Hill Gate Now in 1992 In a hotel in Notting Hill Gate Abject I'm too busy to think I'm too busy to work Just cannot cut it Married, two kids Married, two kids I pretend to go to work I pretend to go to work Got a porta-fax Aftershave that smells like mustard I'm married, two kids Married, two kids Two pints of lager do me in And 'The Spirit of Man' Is a pub I go in I'm married, two kids Married, two kids Have a peculiar Goatish smell Am a long-winded article I'm married, two kids Married, two kids