Lady Shoes

There's a girl playing her piano There's a little girl playing her big piano While her mother gives her an enema While her mother While her mother gives her an enema While her mother And then the daddy comes in And jacks off on the piano And jacks off on the piano And jacks off on the piano And jacks off on the piano Meanwhile at the maternity ward Nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer Fucks the whole place up and kills all the babies Destroys the monitoring system [?] Called the doctor, said, "Look what I've done" She called the doctor, said, "Look what I've done" She called the doctor, said, "Look what I've done" Doctor comes in Pops a boner and jacks off in her cap And then the motel manager comes by Takes a little shit in his hand Then he takes a shit in his hand Then he takes a little shit in his hand And then he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick He puts it on like lipstick, lipstick