Ordinary People

STAR: I am the image maker. I am the magic Maker. I can turn the most ordinary Man in the world into a star. To prove My point I am going to find the most Mundane little man and turn him into Celebrity. Hmm! This looks like a Suitably uninteresting house. I wonder If there's anybody here with enough Star quality? He presses the doorbell STAR: Hello. What's your name? WIFE: Andrea STAR: Oh, that's a nice name. What's your Husband's name? WIFE: Norman STAR: His name's Norman. That sounds Ordinary enough. I would like you to Join in a unique experiment with me I am going to take Norman's place for A few days. I 'm going to research his Ordinary dull little existence WIFE: Oh you can't come in now! The place Is in a terrible mess! STAR: That doesn't matter. I want you to act Normally. I want you to treat me as if I Were Norman. I am going to sacrifice My normal flamboyant life style and Become ordinary, boring little Norman For a few days Ordinary People It's like another world, being here with you It's quite a trip for me, so this is reality I'm studying every movement, I'm trying to learn the part Now I want you to be natural, just relax and be as you are 'Cos it's all for art, I want to observe the ordinary people Tomorrow I shall become Norman I shall go to his office Mix with his workmates And if they ask any questions I'll say I'm doing research for one of my songs Norman and I are changing places And I'm going to make him a star So I'm throwing away my stage suit and I'm packing away my guitar For the sake of art I'm gonna mix with the ordinary people Star: God these pajamas are awful! Wife: Awful? Well all I can say is my Norman wears them every night Star: Alright, no sacrifice is too great for art! The things I've done for music The things I've done for art So I'll make these sacrifices and I'll take it like a star For the sake of art I will mix with the ordinary people Star: You'd better come to bed darling Wife: Coming! You'll never get up for work in the morning I'm making observations, and character simulations I'll mix with his friends and relations And he'll be a part of me Chorus He's changing places with Norman To get background for his songs I'm immortalising his life And I'll even sleep with his wife For the sake of art I'll go to bed like the ordinary people Turn out the light Turn out the light The Star exchanges his silver stage Suit for Norman's pin stripe suit Umbrella and briefcase. He forsakes His customary brandy and cigars and Settles for a cup of hot chocolate before Going to bed