Gun Song

[Verse 1] I don't own a single gun But if I did, you'd be the one To hold it, aim it, make all of the bad men run But I don't own a single gun [Verse 2] And I don't have a sweetheart yet But if I did, I'd break my neck to please her Make her want to stay in my arms, she'd rest But I don't have a sweetheart yet [Bridge] I can't believe what I found in daddy's sock drawer Sock drawer, today It was a pistol, a Smith & Wesson Holy— Holy shit! [Pre-Chorus] La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la One, two— One, two, three, four! [Chorus] Things I knew when I was young Some were true and some were wrong And one day, I pray, I'll be more than my father's son But I don't own a single gun [Outro] La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la