The Chilton Song

[Verse] It's been a long day since I woke up Spilled the Allsup's coffee in my pickup truck Was headed to work, when on my drive I got a ticket going 60 in a 55 Clocked in for a job that I can't stand I'm on the verge of quitting or getting canned I'll be so damn glad when this day is through When I get home I know just what I'll do [Chorus] Go grab a cup Rim it with salt Pull down the vodka And pour in a shot Pop a top of Topo Chico Only one thing left to put in Yeah, when life gives you lemons Make you a Chilton [Verse 2] All of your worry and all of your trouble Will be gone after one, so just make it double That's when it hit will ya, this revelation This drink might be man's finest creation Whеn your heart is aching or the sun is baking Or the tax man comеs once more for the taking When it's quitting time, you're feeling thirsty It's 5 o'clock somewhere or maybe 10:30 [Chorus] Go grab a cup Rim it with salt Pull down the vodka Pour in a shot (or two, or three) Pop a top of Topo Chico Only one thing left to put in Yeah, when life gives you lemons Make you a Chilton [Bridge] Now, here's what you do You keep it simple, stupid You just follow the instructions Get a cup, or a glass, some ice cubes Pour in a little Topo Chico, add salt And three fingers of vodka Texan, Russian-maybe not Russian But you get the point And most importantly, grab some lemons Squeeze half a lemon, squeeze a whole lemon Hell, go crazy, squeeze two whole lemons Mix it all up and enjoy [Verse 2] (half verse) So when you're burned out on beer The whiskey ain't working The wine is fine but it just leaves you hurting When you're tired of tequila and all out of rum I'll tell u what we do where I come from [Chorus] Grab you a cup Rim it with salt Pull down the vodka Pour in a shot (or two, or three, or four) Pop a top of Topo Chico Only one thing left to put in When life gives you lemons Make you a Chilton Yeah, when life gives you lemons Make you a Chilton