[Spoken Intro: show promoter]
Come inside and see a show, young lad...
Great live show... naked and they dance
That's a £12.60 pound sterling...
'Til 1 o'clock tonight, sir... a non-stop continuous show
Stay as long as you like, there's a bar downstairs...
[Verse 1]
Good evening, one and all
We're all so glad to see you here
We'll play your fav'rite songs
While you all soak up the atmosphere
We'll start with "Ol' Man River,"
Then maybe "Stormy Weather," too
I'm sure you know just what to do!
[Refrain]
On with the show; good health to you!
[Verse 2]
Please pour another glass
It's time to watch the cabaret
Your wife will never know
That you're not really working late
Your hostess here is Wendy
You'll find her very friendly, too
And we don't care just what you do
[Refrain]
On with the show; good health to you!
[Interlude]
Petina starts her show at 2 o'clock...
{*bar crowd chatter*}
[Verse 3]
Oh, if by chance, you find that
You can't make it any more
We'll put you in a cab
And get you safely to the door
Oh, we've got all the answers
And we've got lovely dancers, too
There's nothing else you have to do!
[Refrain]
On with the show; good health to you!
[Verse 4]
You're all such lovely people
Dancing, eating 'round the floor
But if you have to fight
Please take your trouble out the door
For now, I say with sorrow...
Until this time tomorrow...
We'll bid you all a fond adieu
[Refrain]
On with the show; good health to you...
{*bar crowd chatter returns*}
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