I Remember the Night

[Verse 1] I remember the night I was holding you tight And I'll never forget how you were You had brocades of blue And an umbrella, too With a beautiful long piece of fur And as I held you close And you'd propose a toast With champagne and I'd cry out, "Yes sir!" And we took all our cares Up the apples and pears And I'll always remember the night [Verse 2] You wore velvet and lace What an awful disgrace Was the man who was sick in your soup He was rude, wasn't he? And I told him to flee But he gave me a punch in the tooth Then he left, but before All the brandy he poured Down your dress, and you raised the roof And we took all our cares Up the apples and pears How well I remember the night [Interlude] (All together, now!) [Verse 3] I remember the night I was holding you tight And I'll never forget how you were You had brocades of blue And an umbrella, too And a beautiful long piece of fur And as I held you close You'd propose a toast With champagne and I'd cry out, "Yes sir!" And we took all our cares Up the apples and pears I'll always remember the night [Outro] I'll always remember the night I'll always remember the night