I Left My Body

[Intro] Ahhhh Ahhahhahhahhhh Ahhahhahhahhhh Ahhhh [Verse 1] I left my body and I went on a journey And I forgot where I left my body They're gonna tow you if they think you're abandoned You got to act like you're not abandoned [Chorus] I left a notebook with all of my good ideas Keywords encoded cryptographically I'm waiting endlessly on the receptionist at the desk I'm searching high and low, but I don't see anyone Don't see anyone, don't see anyone there [Verse 2] I left my body with the old landlady But I don't know if she read the directions There must be something you can use on the carpet Someone might want that electric blanket [Chorus] Unfinished manuscript and a tungsten ring My plastic hip is going to be worth something I took the folding knife and my bat repellent soap I left my body, and right away I knew I'd made a mistake I left without my senses and I can't see anything Can't see anything [Outro] I'm waiting endlessly on the receptionist at the desk I'm searching high and low but I don't see anyone Don't see anyone, don't see anyone there