Old Pine Box

[Verse 1] They tried the handcuffs, but they won't lock Electrical courses, but they won't shock You pulled the fire alarm, you tried punching a cop You're just too tired to stop, you old pine box [Chorus] (You old pine box) With your head full of rocks, sharp like a cracked flowerpot (You old paper hat) On your skull full of bats, there's no percentage in that [Verse 2] They called relations, but they declined They called the fan club, but they'd resigned Left your car in a field and some questions behind Your mom thinks you're out of your mind [Bridge] Over the falls and into the drink The barrel breaks and we slowly sink [Verse 1] They tried the handcuffs, but they won't lock Electrical courses, but they won't shock You pulled the fire alarm, you tried punching a cop You're just too tired to stop, you old pine box