May The Cube Be With You

Late one night a happy martian with nothing to do Made the perfect pleasure drug and he called it the Cube A Cube so potent in a stroke it turned nightmares to dreams He flew right past the planet Earth and he gave it to me Then he said [Chorus] May the Cube be with you And your father May the Cube be with you Ever after You might care to spend an evening with Marilyn Monroe Share a cell with Jimmy Cagney or Paris with Brando Drop some bombs on Maggie Thatcher or Ronnie Reagan You see Cube power comes by the hour so why not have fun? Right here [Chorus] May the Cube be with you And your father May the Cube be with you Ever after Half a million people are such a sight to see Lying in the sunshine in a private fantasy But you got to have more You won't stop 'til you get it all And I would give it to you baby But the law is catching up with me Pending my interrogation and stuck for an excuse I thought up two more variations on pastry abuse I'm so very sorry constable but what can I do When half the Western world is turning on to Dolby's Cube [Chorus] May the Cube be with you And your father May the Cube be with you Ever after