Growing Up Is A Bitch

[Verse 1] Your old lady said that your jeans don't fit You eat real bad, it's time for you to quit And your doctor said last time he came around All that tequila, boy, I'm surprised you haven't drowned [Pre-Chorus] Better listen to your doctor and your wife You might mess around and save your life [Chorus] I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night I wanna rock and roll 'til I get it right I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch I wanna chase that girl, scratch my itch Gettin' older ain't as bad as they say Growin' up is a bitch Yeah, growing up is a bitch [Chorus] Well, the police said when they came to my door "Oh no, not you again, what's the matter with you, boy? Keepin' your neighbors up, all night raisin' hell If we come back tonight, you're gonna wish you were in jail." [Pre-Chorus] Bеtter listen what the policе have to say They'll take you down to county, lock you away [Chorus] I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night I wanna rock and roll til I get it right I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch I wanna chase that girl, scratch my itch Gettin' older ain't as bad as they say Growin' up is a bitch Yeah, growing up is a bitch Oh, it's a bitch [Bridge] If you're gonna be crazy, you gotta be tough We'll all die of something if we live long enough [Chorus] I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night I wanna rock and roll till I get it right I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch I wanna chase that girl, I wanna scratch my itch Gettin' older ain't as bad as they say Growing up is a bitch Yeah, growing up is a bitch Growing up is a bitch Oh, yeah [Outro] I ain't growing up no more Ain't growing up Ain't growing up