Emperor of the Highway

[Verse 1] I am the emperor of the highway I wield the universal will One might chance to overlook on my divineness Unless I'm sitting in the Imperial Poupe de Ville I am the emperor of the highway Strapped with foolish mortals such as these I need never indicate my intentions I can stop and go and turn just as I please For I am the emperor of the highway [Bridge] Hold! Methinks that thou hast driven too far I am the royal prince of foreign sports cars Better that I should drive a wheelchair or jog Than to be blown off by a regal road hog [Verse 2] I am the emperor of the highway (Where did you ever get that gas sucking pig of a car? ) This time my friend, you are outclassed (Any real man would drive a stick shift) For my uncle is the duke of the state police (Cut me off again and I will punch your lights out) And he will place his royal boot upon your ass (This is my exit, we shall meet another day) [Outro] Don't forget who's emperor of the highway For I am the emperor of the highway!