The Ultimate Crime

[Verse 1] I'm unfit for jury duty I know policemen lie like me But to tell, tell the truth I'm just not up to the responsibility 'Cause in my day to day life The ultimate crime is to live in discontent Looking at bad design and wasting my time Growing too corpulent [Chorus 1] The extent of the ultimate crime Was driving incompetent And the ultimate crime could pass for an accident The ultimate crime, the ultimate crime [Verse 2] I am standing in the gallery When they lead the client in And they shave off all his hair Until there's nothing left, but shining skull and skin And I wake up sweating bullets And the ultimate crime is to think it's just a dream It happens all the time, out of sight, out of mind No one can hear you scream [Chorus 2] We invented the ultimate crime For the ultimate punishment And the ultimate crime was our greatest accomplishment The ultimate crime, the ultimate crime [Chorus 3] The ultimate crime was being irreverent And the ultimate crime was Dropping the sacrament The ultimate crime, the ultimate crime The ultimate crime [Instrumental interlude] [Chorus 2] We invented the ultimate crime For the ultimate punishment And the ultimate crime was our greatest accomplishment The ultimate crime, the ultimate crime [Chorus 4] And the ultimate crime was being too lenient And the ultimate crime was being too ignorant The ultimate crime, the ultimate crime Is not to care