[Intro: Too $hort, T.I. & (Adrian Marcel)]
Yeah mayne, these bitches out here hobo-hoein'
Buncha motherfuckers out here super-trickin'
What we gon' do, Tip?
Ayy, I'll show you how to be a playa
Yeah
For real my nigga
Gon' show 'em how to be what?
Ayy, how to be a real playa
Like the niggas you see
Ridin' with me
Not on TV
(I'll show you how to be a playa)
Ayy, spit it mayne
Tell these niggas
Ol' lame-ass, busta-ass, square-ass niggas
Ayy
Yeah, we real playas
Yup
For real
For real
Uh-huh
K-I-N-G
All 'bout that P-I-M-P
(See how to be a playa)
I said P-I-M-P
Pimpin' hoes
Nah, nah, nah, that's an acronym, motherfucker
"Put it in my pocket"
That's what we do mayne, that's all we do
My nigga Rocko told them hoes, "Put it in my motherfuckin' pocket"
In my pocket, bitch
Yeah
Stand up guys, man, nah mean?
Richie Rich
Solid individuals
[Verse 1: Richie Rich & (Adrian Marcel)]
Look, ayy, look, ayy
Pussy is pussy, nigga, but pimpin' is pimpin'
Come and fuck with me, I'll teach you how to play with these women
Niggas try so hard to fuck 'em, but not me, I befriend 'em
You buy 'em shit, I make 'em laugh and I quickly be in 'em
She shoot me a text every day, I might hit back in a week
Told you she never sucked a dick, well why she do it for me? (Haha)
I charge a bitch for the game, the mind fuckin' is free (Is free)
Little mama crazy in love and this bitch is badder than B
Two at a time if I want, tonight it's me plus three
No time for layin' and stayin', they know I'm playin' for jeeks (Yeah)
See, I'm a playa by nature, a hustler by trade
Got bitches hatin' this game, but love the way that I play it
Double
(How to be a playa, yeah)
Yeah
And I'll show a nigga
(How to be a playa, whoa-oh-oh)
[Outro: Too $hort, T.I. & (Adrian Marcel)]
Yo, where the real ones, mayne
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh yeah, yeah)
Where the real ones at?
Where the real playas at?
I could show you
I could show you
Where they at?
Yeah, I swear to god I could show you
Have them broads with bankrolls lookin' for you, my nigga
Pay a pimp, bitch
I want all of it, all the time, in my motherfuckin' pocket
Man I come from a long line
A pimp nigga way before time, uh huh
(Show you how to be a playa)
Bitch
Think I'm lyin' to you?
I know you tellin' the truth
Is that how good it sounds to you? Haha
(How to be a real playa)
Spit that game, mayne
You can ask my bitch, and if she don't answer, go ask your bitch
(Yeah)
Ask the bitch
(Oh how to be a playa)
Don't ask me, ask the bitch
Real spit
(I'll show you how to be a real playa, whoa)
Nigga
Y'all niggas been livin' off the fat of the land for a long time
No more, nigga
All y'all well-fed, good household
All a y'all daddy-ass niggas
(How to be, how to be)
Pimpin' hoes, mayne, we pimpin' hoes, mayne
Shit, I pimp mine from the concrete, nigga
Got it from a bitch
Got a hoe ass, if nothing else
(How to be a real playa)
Nah mean?
(Oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh)
Yeah, yeah
You know when crack don't sell, pussy will
Haha
(Show ya how to be a playa)
Gotta pass the game on mayne
Gotta show the youngsters how to do it
(How to be a real playa, whoa)
Shout out to the real ones
(Oh-oh-oh)
My name is Too $hort
I wanna thank you for listening to The Pimp Tape
Thirty years in the game, baby
Real playa
(Thank you everybody)
(So soak game on a playa)
(Soak game on this town shit, playa)
(Uh huh)
(Yeah yeah yeah)
(I'm a real playa)
