Muhammad My Friend

[Verse 1] Muhammad, my friend, it’s time to tell the world We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem And on that fateful day when she was crucified She wore Shiseido Red and we drank tea by her side [Chorus] Sweet, sweet, sweet Used to be so sweet to me, well [Verse 2] Muhammad, my friend, I’m getting very scared Teach me how to love my brothers who don’t know the law And what about the deal on the flying trapeze? Got a peanut butter hand, but honey do drop in at the Dew Drop Inn [Chorus] Sweet, sweet, sweet Between the boys and the bees Sweet, sweet, sweet Sweet, sweet, yes Between the boys and the bees [Bridge] And Moses, I know I know you’ve seen fire But you’ve never seen fire Until that you’ve seen Pele blow And I’ve never seen light But I sure have seen gold And Gladys save a place for me on your grapevine Till I get my own TV show Ashre, ashre, ashre, ashre And if I lose my Cracker Jacks at the tidal wave I got a place in the Pope’s rubber robe [Outro] I said Muhammad, my friend, it’s time to tell the world We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem