J.K. ROWLING DISS TRACK (aka the little mermaid)

[Intro] I'm just so tired I'm so done with that shit I never want to go outside Never again [Verse 1] Beak to bucket, voice bound to wire Where nobody listens and even less pray Where devils dance with deliberate investments And every promoter says it’s pay to play If I cast my net past The butterflies what will that net be worth? If the best thing I can give my pussy is a new name Can I still give birth? Can I still search for the right hurt And the left brain as I kill TERFs With a left hook now I feel worse [Chorus] J.K. I hope you fit in a hearse, bitch I’m bigger than a whole cinematic universe, bitch Piccolo with the tech but my man’s balls are inert, bitch I know you bitches see how good my legs look in this skirt, bitch I hope it hurts, bitch [Interlude] Wow! Thank you so much for this award! I would like to thank all the hatin'-ass bitches All the wack-ass motherfuckers hatin' on me Thank you, for this wonderful glow-up! Y'all really mean the world to me! [Verse 2] Don’t gotta read your books to know you a problem Drinking your blood out the goblet Grabbing your guns when you think bout the kids Shut a bitch up with the chocolate Pronouns lookin' like Her/She Prochoice when you nut, call me Kirby Ya girl getting killed but Im rising up from the ashes Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Seeing my ghosts I’m a medium Wish I could stay sucking helium Maybe then interacting with old men Wouldn’t be such a painful experience Open my mouth and I’m scared as hell Should I go quiet like Ariel? Nah, it’s not my fault that my shit’s in reverse [Chorus] J.K. I hope you fit in a hearse, bitch (Bitch) I’m bigger than a whole cinematic universe, bitch (Bitch) Piccolo with the tech but my man’s balls are inert, bitch (Bitch) I know you bitches see how good my legs look in this skirt, bitch I hope it hurts, bitch [Post-Chorus] Oh, I don’t need you telling me What you think about my music or my casualties I’m in a cast and you can’t sign it I’m in a fucking cast, no, you can’t sign it [Instrumental Bridge] [Chorus] J.K. I hope you fit in a hearse I’m bigger than a whole cinematic universe Piccolo with the tech but my man’s balls are inert I know you bitches see how good my legs look in this skirt, bitch I hope it hurts, bitch [Post-Chorus] Oh, I don’t need you telling me What you think about my music or my casualties I’m in a cast and you can’t sign it I’m in a fucking cast, no, you can’t sign it [Outro] J.K. I hope you fit in a hearse, bitch I’m bigger than a whole cinematic universe, bitch Piccolo with the tech but my man’s balls are inert, bitch I know you bitches see how good my legs look in this skirt, bitch I hope it hurts, bitch