[Part A: Captain Howdy]
[Verse 1]
Oh, it's so nice to see you all inside my dreamy little world
And it's so nice to be with all you lovely little boys and girls
Make yourselves comfortable, my place is so divine
Don't you think I'm wonderful? Say yes! You're on my time
[Chorus]
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
[Verse 2]
Don't try to leave the doors are locked and only I have got the key
Forget the windows they're nailed shut and boarded up so you can't see
You'll love the light show, oh, I'm sure you'll think it's swell
When they go off, you're welcome to my living Hell
[Chorus]
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
[Guitar Solo]
[Interlude]
Come here, my sweet, let me help you with that
There, that's better
[Verse 3]
I'm overjoyed at all the games I'm playing here with you today
But I'm so sad the party's over and we can no longer play
You think you're going home, to your own little bed
But that's impossible, you can't sleep when you're dead
[Chorus]
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy
[Part B: Street Justice]
[Verse 4]
It happened, in the broad daylight
So unexpected came the knife
A child's scream, sliced through the air
But no one came, or seemed to care, no!
The man's description, did little good
A local stranger, from the neighborhood
Those little kids, oh, he left behind
With their mangled lives, and their tortured minds
Since he didn't seem to care, then don't you think it's only fair?
[Chorus]
Call for street justice! Let no mercy show!
Call for street justice! Don't let him go!
[Verse 5]
The man was caught, and brought before a judge
Who had just returned, from a three drink lunch
His lawyer screamed, "You must set him free!"
And off he went, on a technicality
Since the law don't seem to care, then don't you think it's only fair?
[Chorus]
Call for street justice! Why should parents cry?
Call for street justice! How many have to die?
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 6]
The mob assembled, smoke filled the air
And marched in anger, to do what's fair
To bring to justice, this soulless thing
And show the others, what Evil brings
Now before you shake your head, think if it was your child instead
[Chorus]
Call for street justice! Tell me what you'd do
Call for street justice! Pray this isn't true
Call for street justice! Why should parents cry?
Call for street justice! How many have to die?
Call for street justice! When slime escapes the law
Call for street justice! We'll even up the score
Call for street justice! Let no mercy show!
Call for street justice!
[Outro]
Kill him, kill him, get him, kill him, get him!