Play That Funky Music

Play that funky music Play that funky music, white boy Play that funky music Play that funky music, white boy I'm back and I'm ringin' the bell A rockin' on the mike while the fly girls yell In ecstasy in the back of me Well, that's my DJ D-Shay cuttin' all them Z's Hittin' hard and the girlies goin' crazy Vanilla's on the mic, man, I'm not lazy I'm lettin' my drug kick in It controls my mouth and I begin To just let it flow, let my concepts go My posse's to the side yellin', "Go Vanilla, go!" Smooth 'cause that's the way I will be And if you don't give a damn, then why you starin' at me So get off 'cause I control the stage There's no dissin' allowed, I'm in my own phase The girlies say they love me and that is OK And I can dance better than any Kid 'N Play Play that funky music (c'mon, c'mon) Play that funky music, white boy (I can't hear you, say it, c'mon) Play that funky music (yeah, a lil' bit louder now, c'mon, c'mon) Play that funky music, white boy it Stage two, yeah, the one you wanna listen to It's off my head so let the beat play through So I can funk it up and make it sound good One, two, three, yo, knock on some wood For good luck, I like my rhymes atrocious Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious I'm an effect and that you can bet I can take a fly girl and make her wet I'm like Samson, Samson to Delilah There's no denyin', you can try to hang But you'll keep tryin' to get my style Over and over, practice makes perfect But not if you're a loafer You'll get nowhere, no place, no time, no girls Soon, oh my god, homebody, you probably eat spaghetti with a spoon C'mon and say it! Play that funky music Play that funky music, white boy Play that funky music (c'mon, c'mon) Play that funky music, white boy (let's do it) (VIP), Vanilla Ice (yep, yep), I'm comin' hard like a rhino Intoxicating so you stagger like a wino So punks stop trying and girl stop cryin' Vanilla Ice is sellin' and you people are buyin' It's not just me, it's my posse too 'Cause why the freaks are jockin' like Krazy Glue Movin' and groovin' trying to sing along All through the ghetto groovin' this here song Now you're amazed by the VIP posse Steppin' so hard like a German Nazi Startled by the bases hittin' ground There's no trippin' on mine, I'm just gettin' down Sparkamatic, I'm hangin' tight like a fanatic You trapped me once, and I thought that you might have it So step down and lend me your ear '89 is my time! Yo, '90 is my year Play that funky music Play that funky music, white boy Play that funky music (c'mon, c'mon, I can't hear you, say it, say it, say it) Play that funky music, white boy You're weakenin' fast (yo) and I can tell it Your body's gettin' hot (so), so I can smell it So don't be mad and don't be sad 'Cause the lyrics belong to Ice, you can call me Dad You're pitchin' a fit, so step back and endure Let the witch doctor, Ice, do the dance to cure So come up close and don't be square You wanna battle me, anytime, anywhere You thought that I was weak, boy, you're dead wrong So c'mon, everybody and sing this song Say, play that funky music (play that funky music) Say, go white boy, go white boy, go (go white boy, go white boy, go) Lay down and boogie and play that funky music 'til you die Play that funky music Play that funky music, white boy Play that funky music (c'mon, c'mon, let me hear say it) Play that funky music, white boy (a little louder now) Play that funky music (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon) Play that funky music, white boy (yeah) Conversate with a saint Put my DJ's name