Runny Egg

[Hook] Fat sausage, sarnie and a runny egg [Verse 1: Local] I said err, minging, filthy, stinking This one's dirty like a crackhead's kitchen I was sipping, whiffing, 40 pound ticking I was broke in, Tesco's nicking chicken [?]L csnI' ay vandal, gamble, Amstore Screwball, and I scramble Jingle and I jangle So if you need the vibes, just give me a bell though I told her that my name was Elro, well though [Elro] You sure that's Coke? [Window Kid] Fuck no's John [Verse 2: Elro] 'Cause I feel all wonky I'm gonna' pop to smoke I got two ticks on me I lost them both So I asked this worldy What was your issue? It was a joke Can you lend me a fiver love? Just emptied the fruity twice Poppеd to the bar Fuck her ice Caught еyes with a girl that's nice [?] what she bought, then bought it twice I might be the awkward type But I can fix that with a bag that's white If you try call that guy and he don't text back Then ring that twice [Verse 3: Window Kid] I met this Slater girl, I think her name was Kat And I think she's fit, but she probably thinks I'm fat And it probably doesn't help that I'm a massive twat But I do have a butcher, and his name is Pat I'm a mishap with a hit-flask And a Kit Kat and a six-pack And some shit chat and a chick that got a big back But right now I'm on my own, I'm linking with the lads later So I'll have two pints of Guinness please, thanks waiter [Hook] Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat sausage sarnie and a runny egg [Verse 4: Example] Fat sausage, where you stick it? Tell her check her back pocket Wrong socket, then I take your mic and run to stage, rocket Here's one for your nostril, call me Nostradamus Catch me with the actors, and the gangsters, and the pranksters, and the weed farmers I'm your favourite dealer celebrity, and as I say this one Just pay me some I don't care one bit, what playlist, play this one Just swiftly do a Jägerbomb with Kaylee's son, and Rv John Then Taylor Swift inside the booth toilet with your baby mom