A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead of Swag

[Intro] Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag [Chorus] I thought "swag" was dead way before this I thought "swag" had been buried in the forest But then Bieber said "swag" in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus (I said) I thought "swag" was dead way before this I thought "swag" had been buried in the forest But then Bieber said "swag" in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus (Here's some other options) [Verse 1] You're a boss hog, you're a top dog You're so slamming that I would say you've got pogs You're suave, swell, sick In the sense of being ill, chill, slick You're hip, you're a hit, you're the tits, you're it If I were being rude, then I would say you're the shhh... Shimmy shimmy Cocoa Puffs, you're so loco You're so dope, it's nuts, you're as raw as an open cut You're bold, you're golden, you're funner A stone cold stunner, a real mean mugger You're colder than the other side of my pillow Or hot as the underside of a cover in a Los Angeles summer You're not dumb and dumber, you're smart and smarter You're hard and harder, you're Peter Parker Right after the spider bite, you're so dynamite You're the brightest light; no, you're the hypest hype You're so zen, you're a 10, you're a gem You're the creme de la creme de la creme de la creme [Spoken Interlude] In 1860, Walt Whitman wrote "I cock my hat as I please" in his famous poem "Leaves of Grass" In 2012, Justin Bieber said, "Swag, swag, swag on you Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue I don't know about me, but I know about you Say hello to falsetto in three, two, swag" [Chorus] I thought "swag" was dead way before this I thought "swag" had been buried in the forest But then Bieber said "swag" in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus (Say it again!) I thought "swag" was dead way before this I thought "swag" had been buried in the forest But then Bieber said "swag" in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus (Four, three, two, swag) [Verse 2] Presence, essence, pizzazz, panache, dashing, flashy, brazen and brash The verve, the nerve, the truth, the proof, the cash, the passion and class Better than ever, cool as a cucumber, smoother than butter, a little bit smug Hotter than a mug, eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, the look of a thug Pick of the litter, the attitude, the cleanup hitter, the baddest dude Totally sure, full of allure, a raconteur, the poison and cure Gravitas, glamour, you're droppin' the hammer, a swashbuckling debonaire A-lister with an X factor, a capital G with the best hair Dragon slayer, the franchise player, the king, the president, governor, mayor You're rare, the opposite of square and pompous, you're shaped with flair like a rhombus Confident, jaunty, awesomely saucy, you got more props than Gandhi Got it on lock, rocks and moxie, you're rocking some brand new socksies From city to city, the grittiest kid, and he could be a little bit cocky But saying "swag" is obnoxious And if you be looking to capture the confident way that I'm walking and talking, there's options! Just say he's got "Watsky" [Chorus] I thought "swag" was dead way before this (Good) I thought "swag" had been buried in the forest (You really don't have to) But then Bieber said "swag" in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus (Say it again!) I thought "swag" was dead way before this I thought "swag" had been buried in the forest But then Bieber said "swag" in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus [Outro] Swag Swaggy Swaggity Andy Maybe I'll climb the Swaggro Crag Like...swagriculture Don't get me swaggravated, though, bro Take a— take a barrel over Ni-swag-ra Falls, feel me? Just hella swaggy, though, all day, you know? Son, it's just, like, it's a lifestyle, you feel me?