Mister Richard Smoker

[Chorus] Doodley baboo, doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow [Verse 1] Mister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa Cigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth Tonight we'll tango in the street, you eat dark meat [Verse 2] Mister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out Pantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes Tonight we'll tango in the street, you eat dark meat [Chorus] Doodley baboo, doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow Smoke [Guitar Solo: Pete Wade] [Piano Solo: Bobby Ogdin] [Steel Guitar Solo: Russ Hicks] [Fiddle Solo: Buddy Spicher] [Trumpet Solo: Charlie McCoy] [Clarinet Solo: Denis Solee] [Refrain] You eat dark meat [Chorus] Doodley baboo, doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow [Verse 3] Mister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono Yoker Cognac and black coffee with the boys Dancin' in your buster browns, whirlin' to that techno sound You hands are wet, your hair is slick, you smoke big dick [Verse 4] Mister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten Going out, dancin' in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty Tonight we'll tango in the street, you eat dark meat [Chorus] Doodley baboo, doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow, smoke Doodley baboo, doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow, yeah Doodley baboo, doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow, smoke Doodley baboo, doodley baboo Doodley baboo bow