I Didn't Come Here (And I Ain't Leavin')

I built a big pile of peanut shells on the sawdust floor I winked at every pretty girl comin' in and out the door Yelling "Hey, bartender, how about two more?" Bottle by bottle I'm clearin' off that shelf And I feel so good that I'm not quite myself Now they're telling me that I gotta find someplace else (Well, guess what?) I didn't come here, and I ain't leavin' I've been thrown into better places than this I didn't come here, so I ain't leavin' If you wanna pucker up I got just the place for you to kiss Well I spent my last dollar and drank up my last dime Now they're acting like having fun is some kind of crime If it will make you feel better, mister I'll tell you one more time I didn't come here, and I ain't leavin' I've been thrown into better places than this I didn't come here, and I ain't leavin' Why don't you pucker up I got just the place for you to kiss Now you can call me a taxi You can call me a cab I know you're gonna call me something When I can't pay this tab Well I didn't come here, so I ain't leavin' I've been thrown into better places than this I didn't come here, and I ain't leavin' If you wanna pucker up I got just the place for you to kiss Why don't you pucker up I got just the place for you to kiss