Wives and Girlfriends

[Chorus:] Well I love my wives and my girlfriends May they never meet May they never know each other When they pass on the street Well I might be a Mormon or I might be a heathen or a gambler, I just don't know But I love my wives and my girlfriends Turn 'em all out and let 'em all go [Verse 1:] Wife number nine she sure was fine so was number seven Oh, number six still makes me sick so does number eleven Sweet Jolene from New Orleans showed up there with number five I got caught with my britches down And I barely make it out alive [Chorus] [Verse 2:] Wife number one was a whole lotta fun and number two had Her own deal Wife number three blew out number four And it was even more unreal Sweet Ann-Mary from Tucson county Had me thinkin' about settlin' down Betty Lou and her sister Sue came calling When I hit their town [Chorus]