Ronald Reagan

[Intro: Matt Nolan] Young Rich Republicans You know, we never really had no old conservatism We got a whole lotta new conservatism though (If Young Metro don't trust you I'm gon' shoot ya) Hey! [Chorus: Matt Nolan] Rain drop, drop top New Republican in the White House Riddin' this country of the pot, pot, pot "Just Say No" is our Republican thought Lyndon B. Johnson created stagflation Democrats were a bad representation Call up Reagan he'll come and help you I got reforms that are long overdue My name is Ronald Reagan I'm a Christian, not a pagan My reforms are savage, ruthless Reaganomics with tax cuts too My name is Ronald Reagan I'm a Christian, not a pagan My reforms are savage, ruthless Reaganomics with tax cuts too [Verse 1: Matt Nolan] Ronald, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Drug raids on drug raids My girl Nancy on D.A.R.E I'm floatin' all up on some air To save you all with a prayer God is my judge, fair Time to be aware Just follow me I swear You all need me to come rescue you All these bad things are not helping you Don't stop or the devil keep jumping you Give the children something to look to Ayy, I do the most Yeah, pull up, exposed Yeah, start to beware Of drugs with a program called D.A.R.E Ron the ruler, it's cooler No days off, Ferris Bueller All this constitutional Effect will be indisputable Return to family values Suck them back like a vacuum Raising a family is harder When the stacks of money are shorter Tax cuts on tax cuts Got more dough on more dough Your money making your bank grow Parenting costs will go low You can all shop at Costco Because with better financials Families become more stable All great change in our country Begins at the dinner table (Ah) [Chorus: Drew Nolan] Rain drop, drop top New Republican in the White House Riddin' this country of the pot, pot, pot "Just Say No" is our Republican thought Lyndon B. Johnson created stagflation Democrats were a bad representation Call up Reagan he'll come and help you I got reforms that are long overdue My name is Ronald Reagan I'm a Christian, not a pagan My reforms are savage, ruthless Reaganomics with tax cuts too My name is Ronald Reagan I'm a Christian, not a pagan My reforms are savage, ruthless Reaganomics with tax cuts too [Verse 2: Drew Nolan] '84 I'm re-elected, nobody objected Look at the electoral map and you know I meet the quota Landslide victory, won every state except Minnesota Why I won is no mystery The biggest win in our history I'm always making new reforms The biggest part of my platforms Still be cooking up new reforms Call me Reagan Ratatouille Done this before, not a newbie You shouldn't be smokin' those doobies Reaganomics, I'm the coolest I run the U.S.A. like Bob Cousy I pull up, I pull up, I pull up I set a good standard for all Eastern Europe I'm workin', I'm workin', I'm workin' Our financial success not 'cause of good luck A new plan for defense I told them put missiles in space, Star Wars, call me Vader These missiles will blow up commies And they launchin' from outer space, Space Invaders Uh, yeah, dat way, reforms avoided a doomsday Yeah, dat way, trickle down money the new way Yeah, dat way, rich and poor get a good payday Yeah, dat way, big tax cuts get us more money Hey! [Chorus: Drew Nolan] Rain drop, drop top New Republican in the White House Riddin' this country of the pot, pot, pot "Just Say No" is our Republican thought Lyndon B. Johnson created stagflation Democrats were a bad representation Call up Reagan he'll come and help you I got reforms that are long overdue My name is Ronald Reagan I'm a Christian, not a pagan My reforms are savage, ruthless Reaganomics with tax cuts too My name is Ronald Reagan I'm a Christian, not a pagan My reforms are savage, ruthless Reaganomics with tax cuts too [Verse 3: Matt O'Brien] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Commies be bad to the bone Wait, they goin' broke I swear to God they'll need a loan Yeah, USSR They do what we don't extol Ending détente is our goal So we can exert more control Ooh, ooh, picked to take over from Carter To make pressure on Soviets harder Tellin' terror that we do not barter Wait, what about Flight 847? We needed to save from oppression To counter Hezbollah aggression Yeah, reducing our arms with Mikhail Preservin' our country is vital Now democracy used by our rivals 'Cause we spreadin' it like it's viral Tear down this wall, yeah End the Cold War in a minute Confident that we gon' win it 'Cause with freedom we're committed Ayy, my name is Ronald Reagan Tough leader since I came in From acting to active campaignin' All-American, Gipper, I'm famous Cristiano was named after greatness No president more courageous From Eureka, I made a pangaea of freedom I realized I knew that I'd make it Yeah! [Chorus: Drew Nolan] Rain drop, drop top New Republican in the White House Riddin' this country of the pot, pot, pot Just Say No is our Republican thought Lyndon B. Johnson created stagflation Democrats were a bad representation Call up Reagan he'll come and help you I got reforms that are long overdue My name is Ronald Reagan I'm a Christian, not a pagan My reforms are savage, ruthless Reaganomics with tax cuts too My name is Ronald Reagan I'm a Christian, not a pagan My reforms are savage, ruthless Reaganomics with tax cuts too