Up In Them Guts

Male voice: Hello? Female voice: Hey finger Finger (Zach): Whose this? Clarise or Roberta? Woman (Fiona): This is Clarise Finger: Oh, what’s up Clarise? What do you need? Clarise: I wanna come over and get some of that sweet love Finger: Oh, so you wanna come over and get it?? Clarise: Yeah, I definitely wanna come over and get it Finger: So, what you’re saying is that, perhaps, you wanna come over and Get it, get it Get it, get it Get it, get it Get it Hello everybody, yeah Puttin on my Axe body spray With my turtle neck on Suckin it off 2006 style Just take the wrapper off the lollipop Ready to suck it off It’s Friday night And it’s time to party Keep with the beat Don’t be retarded Put on the pants My momma gave me Hopin’ tonight That the dancefloor will save me Forgot my watch But it doesn’t even matter Cuz I’m stayin’ out all night Gonna spray my ‘Baby Batter’ Spot me a hottie Sittin’ in the corner I walk across the room and said “Girl I gotta warn you” If you show me your fanny pack I’ll show you my fanny If you show me your fanny pack I’ll show you my fanny If you want me to get with you There’s only one thing you gotta do Come on and get it Up in ‘dem guts Up in ‘dem guts (come on and get it) Up in ‘dem guts Up in ‘dem guts She looked at me As if to say “Today’s gonna be Your lucky day” She stomped a cigarette On the floor She looked so damn hot I couldn’t take it anymore I told her again That I wanted to get up in ‘dem guts But first things first I gotta show you my butt In Great Britain, ‘fanny’ is slang for ‘vagina’ But don’t be confused; vaginas are the same all over the world If you show me your fanny pack I’ll show you my fanny If you show me your fanny pack I’ll show you my fanny If you show me your fanny pack I’ll show you my fanny If you show me your fanny pack I’ll show you my fanny If you want me to get with you There’s only one thing you gotta do Come on and get it Up in ‘dem guts Up in ‘dem guts (come on and get it) Up in ‘dem guts Up in ‘dem guts Clarise: Daytona! Finger: Up in ‘dem guts Clarise: New York Finger: Up in ‘dem guts Clarise: Troops! Finger: Up in ‘dem guts Clarise: Iraq-ies! Finger: Up in ‘dem guts Clarise: Christians! Finger: Up in ‘dem guts Clarise: Giraffes! Finger: Up in ‘dem guts Clarise: Mormons! Finger: Way up in all ‘dem guts Clarise: Panama City! Finger: Up in ‘dem guts Clarise: Golden gate bridge! Finger: Up in ‘dem guts Clarise: Jealousy! Finger: Up in ‘dem guts Clarise: Amoebas! Finger: Up in ‘dem guts Male voice: The finger Finger: Way up in those goo-uts So I took her home And took off all her clothes You probably think you know Where this story goes But when she looked at me She said Clarise: I got to blow my nose! Finger: You what? Clarise: I gotta blow my nose! Finger: You what? Clarise: I said, I’m all congested up in here baby! I got to blow my nose! Finger: Well, you blow your nose As soon as I’m done Gettin’ up in ‘dem guts Gettin’ up in ‘dem guts Come on and get it I said come on and get it, get it, get it, get it If you show me your fanny pack I’ll show you my fanny If you show me your fanny pack I’ll show you my fanny Finger: Hey man, that was a weird night But that was based on a true story No, it is a true story And this is the finger sayin that When your up in ‘dem guts Be up in ‘dem guts responsibly Make sure you put a wrapper over that thing Yeah