Bartholemew

[Verse 1]

Bartholemew bring me a fork

There's a Minstrel Parade on TV

Let the lights glow, an excellent reason

To stay home tonight

[Chorus]

Oh, the old men wave their canes

They have yesterday's brains

And their worlds stop turning on sundays

The young lives are clipped

And smudged on the rocks

Distorted and forgotten

[Verse 2]

Quietly she enters the room

But we can't talk, we can not be seen

Returning her new pair of jeans

Just to stay home tonight

[Chorus]

Oh, the mirror always shows

There's a stranger in my clothes

Standing on the third rail

Lost at sea, searching for me

And we don't know how to sail

[Verse 3]

So if you go to guitar the store

You will see me again holding the door

It's an excellent night to sleep on the floor

If you stay home tonight

[Chorus]

Oh, I saw you before in the guitar store

I was lonely, lazy and useless

And Bartholemew moans to the counterfeit clones

When he feels like he's not a human