Born In The US Of A

"Frank won't be coming in today, Joe.. or tomorrow

Frank quit, bought a goat farm..moved to Ukiah."

"I like really big tits. I like really big tits

Reading pornos, watchin' girly shows, takin' off their clothes

I like watchin' gay men fight. I like watchin' gay men fight

Walk like a macho man, love Hulk Hogan, love the slogan

"Hulk rules!"

I'm just God's gift to Earth. I'm just God's gift to Earth

Walkin' in a strut 'cross the side of the bar, drivin' a chevy truck

You know me with gun racks, got a .40 growin' up eat and live and breath dregs-

I'm born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A

I've been tryin' to be a man. I'm just tryin' to be a man

Drink from dawn to night, lookin' for a fight, makes everything alright

I like really big tits. I like really big tits

I think I'll look up to all the girls, a slut might just beat me up

You know me with gun racks, got a .40 growin' up, even though I've got three ???-

I'm born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A

You know me with gun racks, got a .40 growin' up, eat and live and breath dregs-

I'm born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A

We'll shiiiit."