If You Don't I Do

[Intro]

(If you don't, I do)

[Verse 1]

Every now and then, your ten-pound test breaks off

When it pulls too hard

There's been times when you leave that got-stuck

Chain hangin' up in the barn

Everybody lookin' for a Friday night party

On a hill with a bonfire view

That jacked-up deal's gonna look real good

In a field you got directions to

If you don't, I do

[Chorus]

Got a long bed to get 'em piled up

A country song beggin' to be dialed up

Fifth of corn if you're born to get riled up

Couple more than a few

If you don't, I do

Got a cut-off plaid to break the guns out

Got a lip of dip if you run out

Got a bunch of bumpkins that'll hook it up

Roll it and take a toke too

If you don't, I do

[Verse 2]

Sometimes your moon won't shine

And your Bic won't flick a flame

Might be outnumbered and need a little cover

When some punks run down your name

Man, you gotta look tough for these girls in the cut

Who ain't scared to scuff their boots

Remember when you're lookin' at one hotter than the sun

Wishin' you had a pick-up line or two

If you don't, I do

[Chorus]

Got a long bed to get 'em piled up

A country song beggin' to be dialed up

Fifth of corn if you're born to get riled up

Couple more than a few

If you don't, I do

Got a cut-off plaid to break the guns out

Got a lip of dip if you run out

Got a bunch of bumpkins that'll hook it up

Roll it and take a toke too

If you don't, I do

[Post-Chorus]

If you don't, I do

[Bridge]

I got some cash, got some Hank, got your back, got your side

Got some gas in the tank if you wanna take a ride

Got some clear, got some beer if you ain't got a buzz

Some red for your neck, good time on deck, and plus

[Chorus]

Got a long bed to get 'em piled up

A country song beggin' to be dialed up

Fifth of corn if you're born to get riled up

Couple more than a few

If you don't, I do

Got a cut-off plaid to break the guns out

Got a lip of dip if you run out

Got a bunch of bumpkins that'll hook it up

Roll it and take a toke too

If you don't, I do

[Post-Chorus]

Yeah

If you don't, I do