Remarkably Insincere

[Verse 1]

Yeah, I'm such a liar, one time I told you

You were the highlight of all of my sexual life

While I'm confessing, when you're undressing

I was picking the lock on your safe with my knife, Einstein

[Chorus]

If you're so naive that you believe

Everything I said to you

Well, I got your sex and wrote you rubber checks

Well, what did you think, I was gonna do

My reputation for exaggeration

It never got to you

That's why I left Duluth

Sometimes I stretch the truth

[Verse 2]

My dearest darling, you know that luggage

It belonged to the blond with the really nice pair

And incidentally, I sorely missed you

The pain was so hard to bear

If I would rate you, not that I hate you

But you would end up, eighth, maybe ninth in your class

Your build is hot now, if you could use your

Brain like you use your ass

[Chorus]

Oh, you're so naive

How could you believe

Everything I said to you

My reputation for exaggeration

It never got to you

Sometimes I'm so uncouth

Sometimes I stretch the truth

[Outro]

Hey, I'm such a liar, one time I told you

You were the highlight of all of my sexual life

I'm remarkably insincere, incredibly insincere

Totally insincere

Oh don't take it so hard, my dear

I'm consistently insincere