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Alkaline Trio
Is This Thing Cursed?
Is This Thing Cursed?

TRACK

Is This Thing Cursed?

Release date: 30th August 2018

From Is This Thing Cursed?Track 12:44

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Lyrics

Is This Thing Cursed?

Is this thing cursed?
This goddamn thing's the worst
Now one look in that direction
And everything starts to hurt
Is this thing cursed?
It's been around for years
And everytime my boat's about tits up
That goddamn thing is near
I tried to throw it in the river
But it washed up in my sink
And now the city cut my water
And it's all I have to drink
Is this thing cursed?
If it is then I'm the jerk
Who keeps on hanging around
When I simply should just burn it to the ground
Maybe it's some kind of spell
That I've been living under
Collecting coins found near a nightmare wishing well
Coldest regards signed my name and sealed the card
Tried to leave it all behind me and almost blew up in my car
Is this thing cursed?
Is this thing cursed?
Is this thing cursed?
My haunted head aches so much worse
Than those that can't remember
How dismemberment works
Is this thing cursed?
It's been around for years
And everytime my life's about tits up
That goddamn thing is near
I tried to throw it in the river
But it washed up in my sink
And now the city cut my water
And it's all I have to drink
Is this thing cursed?

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

Track details

From Is This Thing Cursed?

2:442018

Album

Is This Thing Cursed?

31st August 2018

Track number

1

Release year

2018

1Is This Thing Cursed?
2:44
2Blackbird
3:20
3Demon and Division
3:16
4Little Help?
2:23

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