Little Miss Perfect

Straight hair, straight As, straightforward
Straight past, I don't cut corners
I make a point to be on time

Head of the student council
I don't black out at parties
I jam to Paul McCartney
If you ask me how I'm doing
I'll say... Well...

I was adopted when I was two
My parents spoiled me rotten, often
I ask myself, "What did I do?
To get as far as I've gotten"

A pretty girl walks by my locker
My heart gives a flutter but I don't dare utter a word
'Cause that would be absurd behavior for "Little Miss Perfect"

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, no
I can't risk falling off my throne
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, love
Is something I don't even know

Straight hair
Straight As
Straightforward
Straight girl
"Little Miss Perfect"
That's me

One night my friend stayed over
We laughed and drank and ordered
Something about her drew me in...

What? It's totally platonic!

That night was so exciting
Her smirks were so enticing
Hours speed by like seconds
Then... What happens is iconic

She takes a sip
I bite my lip
She tells a joke
I nearly choke
She braids my hair
I sit there, blacking out for the first time
Next thing I know
I lose control
I finally kiss her but
Oh, no

I see a face in my window
Then my brain starts to go

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, no
You can't risk falling off your throne
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, love
Is something you don't even know
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, no
You can't risk falling off your throne
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, love
You don't even know

Rewind, induce amnesia
Deny the truth, it's easier
You're just confused
Believe her when she says there's nothing there
It's never worth it...
When you're "Little Miss Perfect"