The Night Before the Funeral

[Verse 1]

The night before the funeral, I got some -

I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum

I took off her clothes and I played with her bits

And she did the same but it took ages for me to cum

Too drunk and getting old...

[Verse 2]

It was a lovely show for a God I don't believe in

I couldn't sing a single note at the service

When they did "how great thou art"

All I could think of was my old LP of hymns by Elvis

There's no such thing as sin...

There's no such thing as sin...

[Trumpet Solo]

[Verse 3]

I said to Laura, "i hope I know you forever

And when I'm going, I'm going the viking way

Lay me in a boat with my favorite things

And set me on fire and send me on my way

Kick me out to sea"

[Outro]

There's no such thing as sin...

There's no such thing as sin...