Be Good to Your Parents

[Intro]

Oh, yeah

Hah

[Verse 1]

One

Mother to her son: “Son, do as Father, didn't he get through to you?”

Two

We both think it'd behoove, never assume dear that our gifts to you were ever free

We

Ought not not agree, we know you know you're very wise, that's your naivety

OD

Order one for me

[Chorus 1]

Don't come back tonight

Without my LSD-25

Should you go change your mind

Won't let you get away this time

Straight right after the drug you know you'll be sorry, oh

[Post-Chorus 1]

Three

Don't cheat your family so girl be good to your parents

Oh, yeah

Hah, yeah

[Verse 2]

Now, four

Should you ever buy a whorе no don’t decide just ride a Trojan. Who’d usе spermicide?

Five

At the door should we arrive to see your sister’s lowly genitalia dragon queens

And D, leave it in the pantry

[Chorus 2]

Don't come back tonight

Without my LSD-25

Honey, you know the rules

First the drugs then straight to school

You get them when you gone' get it so don't you fuck it up now

[Post-Chorus 2]

Six

Dad's craving for a fix so you be good to your parents

[Verse 3]

One

Repeat it everyone you know it's true, we always lie to you

Two

Don't waste your time in moods, pig out on food, write in your diary

Three

Tabs for dad and me

[Chorus 3]

Don't forget to get it

I say it works out if you let it

Should you go change your mind

We won't let you get away this time

Straight home after that drug I know you'll be sorry, oh

[Outro]

D

It's a family

So be good to your parents