San Pellegrino

[Intro]

Yeah, yeah

Okay, okay, yeah

[Chorus]

My girl wants San Pellegrino

My girl wants San Pellegrino

I told her it's just sparkling water

But she didn't wanna listen to me though

She said, "Nah, it's elite, bro"

I said, "Yeah, but it's not that deep though"

My girl wants San Pellegrino

My girl wants San Pellegrino

[Verse 1]

My girl's thirsty, my girl's dehydrated

My girl wants something refreshing and carbonated

I said, "I'm going shop, do you want anything?"

And she was like, "Yea"

"Can you get me San Pellegrino?"

I was like, "Sure thing, in a bit, babe" (See ya)

She gave me a ring

Said she don't want no Highland Spring (Alright, babe)

She don't want no Buxton

Fuck that, shе wants the real thing (Understood)

Bottlеd at source in the Italian Alps

Bubbling Agua, come on, let's have ya

Glass bottle feels nice on her mouth, mmm

[Chorus]

My girl wants San Pellegrino

My girl wants San Pellegrino

I told her it's just sparkling water

But she didn't wanna listen to me though

She said, "Nah, it's elite, bro"

I said, "Yeah, but it's not that deep though"

My girl wants San Pellegrino

My girl wants San Pellegrino

[Verse 2]

My girl's parched, my girl's spitting feathers

My girl's playing her Switch in bed with serious tekkers (Serious)

Meanwhile I was getting quite flustered

Yeah, I was having a bit of a mare

Went to a couple shops that usually sold it

But to my surprise it was not there (Huh?)

She got on the phone

Said she don't want no Tesco's own (Alright, babe)

She don't want no Perrier

"What d'ya mean there's no San Pel in the area?" (I dunno)

Bottled at source in the Alps in Italy

She said, "Don't come back empty handed"

And she weren't joking, she meant it literally

[Chorus]

My girl wants San Pellegrino

My girl wants San Pellegrino

I told her it's just sparkling water

But she didn't wanna listen to me though

She said, "Nah, it's elite, bro"

I said, "Yeah, but it's not that deep though"

My girl wants San Pellegrino

My girl wants San Pellegrino

[Post-Chorus]

Fuck's sake, really?

Alright

(My girl wants San Pellegrino)

[Verse 3]

My girl's pissed off, my girl's discontented

When my girl said she wanted San Pel, my girl really meant it

She was like, "Oh my God, like, you literally had one job"

"Fuck sake, I can't even"

I said I better go to big Sainsbury's then

I got on the bus (The bus)

It was hot on the bus

I thought my head might explode or I might spontaneously combust

Walked through the doors like open sesame

Quick, 'cause my girls wellbeing's in jeopardy

Yes, mate, secured the San Pel

I'd do anything for my girl

[Chorus]

My girl wants San Pellegrino

My girl wants San Pellegrino

I told her it's just sparkling water

But she didn't wanna listen to me though

She said, "Nah, it's elite, bro"

I said, "Yeah, but it's not that deep though"

My girl wants San Pellegrino

My girl wants San Pellegrino

[Verse 4]

My girl's chuffed (Chuffed)

My girl's back on top now

My girl said that I'm a good boy and took me out the doghouse

She was like, "Well done, baby"

And for a moment it was all gravy

In the hallway hugging and kissing

Then I followed her into the kitchen

I couldn't believe what I was watching

She got a glass and poured some squash in

Then put the San Pel in it

I was like, "Wait, what, hold on a minute" (What the fuck?)

"Like, babe, what the hell?

Why did you make me get San Pel?"

I'm speechless, what the fuck?

I love my girl, but she's off her nut

[Chorus]

My girl wants San Pellegrino

My girl wants San Pellegrino

I told her it's just sparkling water

But she didn't wanna listen to me though

She said, "Nah, it's elite, bro"

I said, "Yeah, but it's not that deep though"

My girl wants San Pellegrino

My girl got San Pellegrino