If I Had $1000000

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help It wouldn't be that hard

If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In there somewhere
We could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep like a llama or an emu

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
And we'd take a Limousine cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Thats right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups mmm mmm

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich