Choice Hops and Bottled Self Esteem

[Verse 1]

Last call, lights on

Pull your faces off the bar

Go to church 'cause you need a good cleansing

Of body mind and soul

I never thought it possible

I think I fell in love with someone worse than me

And I love you to death (love you to death)

I don't think I like you anymore

[Chorus 1]

The healing power of alcohol

Only works on scrapes and nicks

And not on girls in seedy bars

Who drown themselves in it

[Verse 2]

They say that scent is the strongest sense

Its tied to memories (tied to memories)

The stench of this place is almost as bad

As the memory tied to it

Tried to forget that sickening stench

With everything I got (everything I got)

You can't trust a heart

That was cold from the start

Waste your time on it

[Chorus 2]

The healing power of alcohol

Only works on scrapes and nicks

And not on girls in seedy bars

Who drown themselves in it

You could play all day

And tell your friends that everything's alright

The truth is that your heart collapsed two years ago tonight

[Bridge]

Should thank your lucky stars

For all the times you've been ashamed

You'll learn more from the harder times

Than times that you've been vain

The lesson learned is priceless gain if you can take the sting

You threw away your friends as if drinks were all the friends you need

[Chorus 2]

The healing power of alcohol

Only works on scrapes and nicks

And not on girls in seedy bars

Who drown themselves in it

You could play all day

And tell your friends that everything's alright

The truth is that your heart collapsed two years ago tonight

[Outro]

(The truth is that your heart collapsed two years ago tonight)