Slow Ride

[Produced by Rick Rubin and Beastie Boys]

[Verse 1]

They got a committee to get me off the block

'Cause I say my rhymes loud, and I say 'em nonstop

Because bein' bad news is what we're all about

We went to White Castle, and we got thrown out

I got my boy Mike D, I got the King Ad-Rock

I got the jammy with the ammo inside my sock

I shot homeboy, but the bullet was a dud

So I reached in the Miller cooler, grabbed a cool Bud

[Verse 2]

Slow ridin', gun hidin', on the go

I'm fly like an eagle, and I drink Old Crow

I'm the king of the classroom, coolin' in the back

My teacher had beef, so I gave her a smack

She chased me out of class, she was strapped with a ruler

Went to the bathroom, rolled myself a wooler

With bottle in hand, at the microphone stand

Ay, yo, homeboy, what you drinkin', man?

[Bridge]

I got money, I got juice

I got to the party and I got loose

I got rhythms, I got rhymes

I got the girlies with the def behinds

I got ill, I got busted

I got dust and I got dusted

I got gold, I got funky

I got the new dance they call the Brass Monkey

[Verse 3]

Because I'm hard hittin', always bitten, cool as hell

I got the trees on my mirror so my car won't smell

Sittin' 'round the house, gettin' high watchin' tube

I'm eating Colonel's chicken, drinkin' Heineken brew

I'm a gangster, I'm a prankster, I'm the king of the ave

And I'm hated, confrontated for the juice that I have

All the fine ladies are makin' a fuss

A-but I can't pay attention 'cause I'm on that dust