Oysters & Conch

[Intro]

Yes, hi, ya fat brown slim long and mawga

Anything will do

[Chorus]

Send di modelers dem come send di champion dem come mek dem know seh 'til a morning

Di doctor nah go done who can't stand it better run

Nuh have nuh time fi gi mi bun is flood

When yuh buk dis loaded magnum

Well di gal dem a rush mi cause dem love

How mi stay tek up residence pon fi dem highway in a mi mansion dem wahn come play

But a one thing mi haffi say

[Verse 1]

Mi nuh punk, woman tink mi mash up an swear seh mi drunk mi under mi crackers

Oysters an mi conch gal put mi to di test

An swear mi ago flunk a catch mi wahn fi catcher her in a mi bunk

Mek she wine baby wine same time mi a pump no worry gal mi ago

Help yuh over the hump the ole sugar cane gal weh sweeter dan di bump

A 500 watt mi a chump

[Chorus]

Send di modelers dem come send di champion dem come mek dem know seh 'til a morning

Di doctor nah go done who can't stand it better run

Nuh have nuh time fi gi mi bun is flood

When yuh buk dis loaded magnum

Well di gal dem a rush mi cause dem love

How mi stay tek up residence pon fi dem highway in a mi mansion dem wahn come play

But a one thing mi haffi say

[Verse 2]

A gal see mi simple an think seh mi soft through mi nah brag

But wah mi have an show off gal a spread rumour a talk 'bout dwarf

But ask her wah mek she cough when she bawl please gal a bawl timeout

Di sit'n wahn breeze fire deh deh a burn up di rice an peas

Mi microwave melt out di whole a her cheese

But all in a mind dis ya gal yah a test

But mi nah ease up till di chest start wheeze circle her area jus like bees

Nuh call out di load name but yuh can say gees til yuh get weak in a yuh knees

[Chorus]

Send di modelers dem come send di champion dem come mek dem know seh 'til a morning

Di doctor nah go done who can't stand it better run

Nuh have nuh time fi gi mi bun is flood

When yuh buk dis loaded magnum

Well di gal dem a rush mi cause dem love

How mi stay tek up residence pon fi dem highway in a mi mansion dem wahn come play

But a one thing mi haffi say

[Verse 3]

Gal yuh better fret yuh nuh know wah yuh start an yuh nuh get nutt'n yet

A wah fly in a yuh head mek yuh go place dis ya bet dis a must

Water bed fi da bed yah so wet

No worry yuself darling yuh a still my pet

The niceest fish weh mi catch in a mi net a pure bashement women a instant death

If more gal deh deh well a dem mi haffi get an dis no disrespect